I'm sure you know I'm the Chief Grocery Inspector around here. I was lookin at my job description recently, you know, to be sure I'm covering everything in my inspections an all.
There's a lot to this job, I think you'd be surprised. I know my mom is. Take this line I saw kind of at the end: "Other duties as required by the position."
I think that is referring to my "Crumb Patrol."
See, Wriggley can sometimes be a sloppy eater with his kibbles or cookies. But I've got it covered!
Wriggley got back from walkin mom and he got a
handful of kibbles. I have to make sure the carpet
is clean an all.
Wriggley left a mess after eatin his cookie...but I'm on it!
Even mom is a bit sloppy in the kitchen!
::sigh:: My work is never done!
Say mom, whatchya doin there?
What's that? I'm not supposed to be on the table while you're eating?
Oh, don't mind me...I'm just doin "Crumb Patrol."
Ummm...are you going to eat all of that?