Mom brought home a big bag of carrots from her workplace yesterday. True to her fashion, she left the bag on the floor by the front door.
Later this morning she noticed some suspicious crumbs on the carpet...
Don't look at me, I don't even like carrots!
Meanwhile...
Oh! heh heh...
As a matter of fact, it was delic...er...ahem...I have no idea what you are talking about...