Showing posts with label precision yakking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label precision yakking. Show all posts

Thursday, October 3, 2019

oops...

I have some problems with my tummy and sometimes I can't help but bomit.  Technically I'm regurgitating.  tee hee!

Anyhoo, last night I was up in the bedroom penthouse when I had a bit of distress and well... I projectile bomitted over the edge.  On the bright side, at least the mess was where Momma could reach it.  tee hee

I helped Momma with the clean up.

I'll get this side of the closet door...

wait, there's more over here.  I got it!

We had it ship-shape in no time.  Heck, Momma's hot cocoa didn't even go completely cold.
tee hee! 

~Ditto
xo  

Friday, December 27, 2013

We all have our limits

When our mom feeds us, she adds some water to our stinky goodness, to be sure we are sufficiently hydrated an all.  She has to be careful with me.  If my food is too soupy I'll projectile bomit it all over the place on account of I eat so fast.
 
 
Well, yesterday mom gave me my breakfast with the comment "I hope that isn't too soupy..."
I just dug in.
 
A bit later mom noticed I hadn't finished my meal, and chocking it up to "too soupy", put my dish in the fridge.  She did check the floors for bomit, just in case.  If I do yak up my food, it kind of ruins my appetite.
 
 
Well, fast-forward to dinner.  Mom sort of forgot about what happened at breakfast and as she remembered, she just figured she'd add more stinky goodness to the existing soup; sort of make it less soupy, you know?
 
 
So as mom was adding in the stinky goodness, she noticed the mucousy, slimy quality to my breakfast leftovers.
 
"Minnie, you didn't..."
 
 
Yes, as a mater of fact, I did!  I bomited my breakfast right back into my dish!
 
The worst part was mom tried to pass off my ABE* breakfast, with a bit of new stinky goodness added, for my dinner!  Ewwww!  I mean, I have my limits!  I took one sniff and cried and cried!
 
So mom, not wanting to hear me yowl and yowl being the softie that she is, threw that yucky stuff out and gave me fresh stinky goodness...
 
::nom nom nom::
 
...with only a little bit of water this time :)
 
 
*Already Been Eaten


Thursday, May 23, 2013

Am I considerate or what?!?


um...hai...it's me...Hollie again.
You know, the lady cleaned my carpets the other day too.

I kinda have ::whispers:: hairballs sometimes and well, yeah, my carpets might've had some yucky spots.

Well, today I couldn't help it...yeah... I had a ::whispers:: hairball.

 


But lookit...
See how helpful I was? 

(warning...graphic pic-sher...)


I totally did not yak on the carpet!
Now how's that for consideration?!?