Surprise Audit

Mom came home the other evening with some groceries.  She had done a bit of shoppin mostly for us, but she had some of her own foods too.  She was late, so she had to take Wriggley outside before puttin anything away.

Of course I figured she'd appreciate my help, you know, make sure she got the right stuff an all...

Only mom wasn't outside for very long.  Seems she was expectin me to get into inspect the groceries.

Mom figured I'd want to test the food she got for Wriggley.  Well, I surprised her!





I did a surprise inspection audit and got into checked out the bread!

I could tell it was different from the last time I did a bread inspection and I had to make sure it was the right stuff...you know, whole wheat yet an all...

 

Hmmm...

 

 

What else ya got, mom?

I still got it!

There has not been much call lately for my grocery inspectin expertise.  The other day, though, mom came in with a new bag of kibble for Wriggley.  She took him outside to play and take care of business, leaving the food out for me to get into inspect...you know, that bein my job an all.  They were gone for a long time, havin fun with this new toy of Wriggley's, no doubt, so I had plenty of time to do a thorough inspection...

Including the all impawtant taste test!

 

 

First, let me just say that the packaging gets a moderate rating for not being too difficult to open.

I did have to clawr and tear with my teefs quite a bit.

 

 

As for the taste, I must say the flavor was quite good.  Fresh too.

 

Say, you wouldn't know what mom could've meant when she said this was coming out of my dinner...?



Inspected by No. 3

That's me!

Minnie!

Mom did some grocery shopping the other day.  She had to go to Target to stock up on waterproof pillow protectors again, so she grabbed some foodables while she was at it.

When mom had Wriggley outside taking care of business, I got into the inspected the bag of groceries she left out for me on the floor.

I noticed straight away that there was something different about the bread.  Of course I had to taste test it, make sure it was ok.  You know, whole wheat an all.

I think my work ethic and go-to-it attitude surprises mom.  She figures maybe this time I won't remember to do my job.  She really should know me by now, don't you think?
Still, I could tell she appreciated my work by the way she said "oh, Minnie!"

You're welcome, mom.  I'm always happy to lend a paw!

The Apprentice



I had some groceries to inspect the other day.  A cat can't be too careful.  I had Smidgen help me out since there was no telling how long mom would be outside with Wriggley.  I'm training her in the finer points of grocery quality control.

This time we had the impawtant task of making sure mom got the right kind of flour...you know, all purpose an all...

See Smidgen, first you need to open the package...so you can get a taste...

What do you think?

mmm...I see what you are saying, Minnie.

Yeah!  This is pretty good!  No wonder they call it "Gold Medal"!



Reputations

Apparently mine is "bad".  Or rather, "trouble maker".

I ask you, is this the face of a trouble makin kitty?

Mom took Wriggley out for a run this morning and when she got back, she found this:

So mom immediately looked at me.  Something about this being my M.O.

...whatever...

Not to go against the kitty code and point the paw, but I wasn't the only cat out and about.

Zzzzzz...what?

Now iffen it was me...

Not that I'm admittin to anything...but see, mom has a bad habit of leavin the nonperishable groceries by the door like that, and those had been there since Friday!  Friday!

Consider it a friendly reminder for her to put them away.  So I was really helpin out!  Mom should be thankin me, maybe even giving me some extra treats.

Why, what would she do without me?

If, Then Else

Soooo... if mom gets the flashy box instead of yellin at me, then I'm not in trouble...

I was just lookin out for Wriggley...makin sure mom got the right kind of cookies...

you know, holistic an all

Right?

Right Pip?



Minnie's on the Job

Mom did our grocery shoppin the other day.  She left the dog food out for me to check.  I had to make sure she got the right kind an all...you know...just lookin our for Wriggley...

Of course, no QA inspection is complete without a taste test...

mmmm...whitefish!

Ok, Wriggley, it's all good!

Mischief Making

Hi!  Lookit what I found!  A whole bag of these fun shaped things.  I dunno, maybe they're toys?

They come in different colors and they look fun to bat around.  They don't taste too bad, either...a little on the crunchy side...

Check it out, Smidgen...there's plenty for both of us!

Where's Pip?  She's missing out on all the fun!

Hang on...there's a green one I wanna try...