Just because I can be seen here returning to the scene of an alleged crime...
It isn't obvious, but something dastardly is apaw.
...and just because you see me here licking my chops...
...and just because I won't leave this mutilated package alone so mom can take a picture...
In no way reflects that I had anything to do with somekitty surfing this almost full bag of treats off the counter, ripping apart the package, and eating all the treats inside. I mean, the evidence is circumstantial at best!
Really, mom, don't forget Smidgen is out and about too.
Mom found the, er, evidence, after we had dinner, so she couldn't hold back any of my meal. But then she said something about docking tomorrow's breakfast and maybe dinner.
...hmmm...I wonder what she could mean...
Hmmm, well, unless the evidence is you yakking up said treats, we maintain that you're innocent! ;-)
ReplyDeleteUnless she catches you in the act, there is no WAY she knows it's you! So seriously, docking future meals would just be something Santa would put on the naughty list! Let your mom know he's watching!!!
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Zim
Well they don't call them treats for nothing!
ReplyDeleteDon't confess until the evidence is in!
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No I don't see clear evidence, so your mom should not assume it was you! No even though we all think of "someone" particular....
ReplyDeleteTell your human that Binga did it! It has ALL the earmarks of the type of theft job she does.
ReplyDeleteJeez, we think you've been unjustly accused! After all, there are other kitties in the house...and a woofie too!!
ReplyDeleteUm, until we saw you goin after the treats in the later pics, we were SURE you were innocent. Not that we ARE sayin you were guilty of ANNYTHING... Ahem.
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