Just because I can be seen here returning to the scene of an alleged crime...
It isn't obvious, but something dastardly is apaw.
...and just because you see me here licking my chops...
...and just because I won't leave this mutilated package alone so mom can take a picture...
In no way reflects that I had anything to do with somekitty surfing this almost full bag of treats off the counter, ripping apart the package, and eating all the treats inside. I mean, the evidence is circumstantial at best!
Really, mom, don't forget Smidgen is out and about too.
Mom found the, er, evidence, after we had dinner, so she couldn't hold back any of my meal. But then she said something about docking tomorrow's breakfast and maybe dinner.
...hmmm...I wonder what she could mean...